Wednesday, June 20, 2018

15 Movies to Watch If You Love Jaws

Steven Spielberg's adaptation of Peter Benchley novel Jaws is a return to the major elements of fear and the use of suspense in telling a story. With its release in June 1975, Jaws proved to be a huge commercial success and became the first ever Summer Blockbuster. Here is a list of films that involve dangerous water creatures or terror on the sea. After 43 years it's still not safe to go back into the water.



Jaws 2 (1978) 
Sequel the 1975 Blockbuster picks up a few years later with a group of teens going sailing and getting stranded after a shark causes the boats to collide. Not as huge a movie as the first one yet the young cast are all likable, and you do cheer for them to survive.



Piranha Series (1978 & 2010) 
The original Piranha was a surprisingly fun Jaws ripoff that has become a cult classic and one that even Steven Spielberg liked. The 2010 remake is an amazingly well made B movie that amps ups the blood, gore and scares with a great cast and campy style. This remake is easily one of the best horror films of the past decade.



Deep Blue Sea (1999) 
The crew of a remote research facility finds trouble when their genetically modified sharks escape and show off their newly enhanced abilities as they stalk the survivors after a devastating hurricane has damaged the facility.



The Shallows (2016) 
A young woman travels to Mexico after her mother's death and goes surfing only to find herself injured and stranded on a small rock with a shark stalking her. She then must find a way to survive as the tide threatens her safety.



The Reef (2010) 
A yacht carrying friends sailing to Indonesia hits a reef and capsizes. The survivors then find more trouble when they become the target of sharks looking to attack. The Reef is based on an actual event that occurred in the early 1980s off the coast of Australia.



Open Water (2003) 
A couple on a scuba charter are mistakenly left behind by the crew of the boat and find themselves stuck in the middle of the ocean with no means of rescue in sight. They then face the elements as well as predators hoping to be rescued. Open Water was based on a real event and is a fictionalized account of what the couple may have faced when they were lost at sea. 



Orca (1977) 
A salty old fisherman faces off against a pissed off killer whale after he accidentally kills its mate. This Jaws ripoff is one of those rare movies that has you cheering for the deadly creature. A genuine drive-in classic that seems a bit absurd in a few scenes but delivers the goods and plenty of thrills.



Bait (2012) 
A group of shoppers is trapped in a grocery store after a tsunami floods their beach community only to discover that a deadly shark has swum into the store and begins to stalk them as they are waiting for help. As silly as this movie sounds it comes off better than you would expect and is surprisingly entertaining.



Shark Night (2011) 
A group of college kids vacationing on a remote lake finds themselves being attacked by sharks that are not only out of place but purposefully released by some group looking to profit on shark attack videos. This shark movie is not as well received as many of the other films on this list yet is still fun to watch for the over the top special effects and variety of deadly sharks shown.



47 Meters Below (2017) 
Two sisters on a Mexican vacation go on a shady boat tour that promises a once in a lifetime shark cage encounter that leaves them stranded under water after the cable breaks. With limited air and injuries drawing sharks it is a race against time to see if they can survive in this distressing thriller.



Sharknado Series (2013-2018) 
This franchise is pretty absurd, yet the movies are fun and best enjoyed if you sit back and watch the likes of Ian Ziering and Tara Reid battle all sorts of crazy storms and sharks flying about causing havoc. Get your chainsaw ready as there are now six movies as of 2018. 



Below (2002) 
A US Navy submarine picks up the survivors of an attack on Allied hospital ship. Once aboard the survivors begin to question the actions of the Captain and crew as they face an attack by an enemy ship and encounter some bizarre events that seem supernatural. 



Lake Placid (1999) 
A very salty Betty White highlights this movie about a giant saltwater crocodile that is feasting on the local wildlife and people in a Maine lake. The efforts to catch or kill the beast pretty much cover the plot in this standard monster movie. 



Deep Rising (1998) 
A group of armed mercenaries set out to hijack a luxury cruise liner on the high seas instead find an abandoned ship save for a few survivors who are terrified of something. They are then stalked by a savage seaborne tentacled creature that is an FX extravaganza of what is great and bad about CGI in action movies.



The Deep (1977) 
Nick Nolte and Jacqueline Bisset's wet t-shirt highlight this thriller by the author of Jaws that focuses on the pair finding a sunken treasure and a World War Two era cargo ship that has a secret cargo that someone is willing to kill to get their hands on. No deadly sharks in this one but did I mention Jacqueline Bisset's wet t-shirt. 

Sunday, June 17, 2018

10 Good and Bad Dad's for Father's Day

Daddy Stone- The Loved Ones (2012)

This father is willing to do anything to please his little girl even if it means kidnapping, hot water lobotomies and giving his daughter the best pink princess prom ever. 

David Drayton- The Mist (2007)


In the middle of an unknown foggy event, this dad must keep his cool while people panic and get carried away by giant critters and creatures of gigantic size.  

Steve Freeling- Poltergeist (1982)

You try to raise your family in a beautiful house only to find that a shady developer hid some details about that perfect plot of land. Plus he makes sure to keep the TV time down.  

John Baxter- Don't Look Now (1973)

Losing a child is the hardest tragedy that a parent can face and finding the strength to cope and overcome is what drives this couple to Italy in the hope that a new job will help ease the pain.

Daddy- The People Under the Stairs (1991)

A good mother and father believe that discipline is the best way to raise a child, yet what if the parents are complete whack jobs with a habit for kidnapping, murder, and a few other vices.

Chris Cleek- The Woman (2011)

This family man and an attorney is the model of the perfect husband and father, he will even help a wayward soul out who is in need of civilizing. Just ask this wife and daughter.

Daddy Meiks- Frailty (2001)

This father is on a mission from God to find and kill demons that are hiding in plain sight. The trouble is one of his sons may not be fully onboard with his father's mission from God.

Louis Creed- Pet Sematary (1989) 

Yet another father who must handle a difficult family moment until he finds a way to fix the mess. This solution is not as simple as he hopes and he will find that maybe it's best to leave the dead buried.

George Lutz- The Amityville Horror (1979)

A man marries a widowed mother of three and wants to provide the perfect home for his new family. The perfect house is found, but the recent history may be too much for this family to handle.

Jack Torrance- The Shining (1980)

Being isolated in a remote hotel can be a tough experience especially if your sanity is in question. It also does not help that the previous caretaker went nuts, but I'm sure All Work and No Play Will Make Jack a Dull Boy. 

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

He Has His Father's Eyes

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Dir- Roman Polanski
What price is someone willing to pay for fame and glory in the film industry. Well, it seems that Guy Woodhouse is ready to give up the soul of his firstborn. A young and pre-Woody Mia Farrow plays a lovely homemaker who finds her hubby hanging around a spooky collection of people who are awaiting her baby's arrival. Rosemary does a little research and is shocked to discover that her unborn child is desired for purposes too sinister to consider. Gimmick filmmaker William Castle produced this film based on the novel by Ira Levin and directed by Roman Polanski. Polanski had sought actresses Tuesday Weld and Sharon Tate for the role of Rosemary before selecting Mia Farrow when her fame rested on being married to Frank Sinatra. John Cassavetes beat out Jack Nicholson for the part of Guy Woodhouse and Ruth Gordon who won an Oscar for her role as one of the members of the coven. For a movie lacking violence Polanski evoked a feeling of dread and menace that builds slowly making this one of the most effective thrillers ever made. A classic that predates the more gore infested Omen and Exorcist in the demonic possession genre.

Friday, June 8, 2018

Evil Runs in the The Family

Hereditary (2018)

Dir- Ari Aster
The death of a loved one is commonly employed in many horror movies to add tension to an event or to set up a premise that factors into the story and Ari Aster's Hereditary is undoubtedly the latter. Annie (Toni Collette) is mourning the death of her mother with whom she had a problematic relationship, her husband is supportive, but their marriage appears strained. Her children include the moody teenager son Peter and her talented but reclusive daughter Charlie who had the closest bond to the deceased. Annie has lived a difficult life with some family tragedies and will soon face another that will set in motion the events that will tear apart her family and put her sanity on edge. Hereditary is a slow burn kind of film that presents an uncomfortable situation for the family and throws in some shocking scenes and unsettling moments of terror. The young daughter Charlie (Milly Shapiro) stands out with her odd habits such as her tongue clicking as well as the creative but strange toys she makes. It is her bizarre behavior that helps carry the film, and she makes quite an impact when she is on screen. Mr. Aster does an excellent job with the setting of the film, and Annie's detailed house models do look impressive especially in the way they add to her characters difficulty in dealing with the stresses she encounters. Despite the stellar cast, the movie may not appeal to many who may be expecting a film filled with wall to wall scares and frights, the movie does have those but mostly toward the latter half of the film and as mentioned earlier the slow burn style may not appeal to some viewers.  Hereditary is a terrifying movie, but I felt that calling it one of the scariest movies of all time was somewhat opinionated as what scares an audience depends on what that the viewer is most terrified by the most.

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Full Scream Ahead

Deep Rising (1998)

Dir- Stephen Sommers
The late nineties was a time of creature features, and Deep Rising was one of the best of the bunch. A group of armed mercenaries set out to hijack a luxury cruise liner on the high seas instead find an abandoned ship save for a few survivors who are terrified of something. They are then stalked by a savage seaborne tentacled creature that is an FX extravaganza of what is great and bad about CGI in action movies. Deep Rising was one of many creature features that emerged in the late nineties along with Lake Placid, Anaconda, and Mimic.  Deep Rising is one of those movies you go into with no expectations and find it to be surprisingly entertaining, it has a great cast, occasional humor and it never takes itself too seriously given how silly the plot is.  This is a B Movie with Grade A special effects and recognizable actors in a film that is more fun than you would expect it to be. In many ways, this film is an Aliens knockoff with male and female roles that are well written and fun to watch.  In the twenty years since its release, the special effects may seem dated, but the movie is still fun to watch and is recommended if you are a fan of 1950's creature features.

Monday, June 4, 2018

36 Years Ago today a little girl said "They're Here"

Poltergeist (1982)

Dir- Tobe Hooper
Steven Spielberg wrote and produced what had to be one of the best ghost stories of the 1980's. Making use of state of the art special effects and the acting talents of Craig T Nelson and JoBeth Williams we are presented one of the most frightening PG movies ever made. A family in an upscale middle-class neighborhood find themselves living with a playful spirit. At first, the ghost plays gags and simple tricks, yet the real terror begins when researchers arrive to study the phenomena. In one the most iconic movie scenes, we see the late Heather O'Rourke kidnaped by the television as her frantic parents face an evil series of ghosts. The climax is both terrifying and intense, boasting top-notch visuals and plenty of ghostly terror. Surprisingly there is no blood or gore, an ironic note to Director Tobe Hooper, best known for directing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Although Spielberg wanted a tamer story, we get a good blend of both terror and suspense in this classic. Tragically a curse is believed to have affected this movie series, in this film, and it's subsequent sequels there were tragic deaths involving many of its stars. Whether there is a genuine curse or just a coincidence, we have a truly frightening and engaging story that will forever remain a classic of the Horror genre.

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Not Man, Not Machine.... More

Upgrade (2018)

Dir- Leigh Whannell
Some of the best action movies of the 1980's were those that often featured technology and the perils that came with our over-reliance on it. Movies like "Terminator," "RoboCop" and "Aliens" often showed how technology would promise to solve all problems but usually at a cost. Mechanic Grey Trace is a technophobe who finds his life destroyed after his wife is murdered after an accident and he is left paralyzed. Feeling suicidal he is approached by a wealthy client who offers to restore his motor functions using technology that would augment his body giving him the ability to walk as he had before. Once activated Grey discovers that his newly enhanced body is aided by an artificial intelligence named STEM that assists him with tasks and offers to help find out who murdered his wife. Once unleashed Grey learns that his helpful assistant STEM may be too much for him to control. "Upgrade" is an intense action thriller that shows the perils that technology can offer despite the promises of making our lives better. In many respects, the movie reminded me of the original Robocop movie of the 80's with all the action, violence and some of the dark humor thrown in to lighten the mood. The plot seems formulaic at first but don't be fooled; this film does offer some twists that you may or may not see coming. The violence is intense but the action and humor help to temper it so that it will not shock you too much. "Upgrade" has the potential to be this generations "Terminator" and is the movie that the recent Robocop reboot should have been. 

Friday, May 25, 2018

39 Years Ago Today We Learned In Space No One Can Hear You Scream

Alien (1979)

Dir- Ridley Scott
The idea of an alien monster killing spacemen is far from original, but what was always missing was the genuine terror and intense special effects. The idea for Alien was tossed around a couple of times by Dan O'Bannon. Originally titled They Bite and then Star Beast, and after changing directors one time we had the venerable Ridley Scott take the helm. With the backing of 20th Century Fox, Scott knew this movie had to be unique; he hired artist HR Giger to develop the artwork and creature design. With a collection of talented actors and some pretty tight spaces, we would get what has to be the best Sci-Fi/Horror movie ever made. The commercial space freighter Nostromo exits hyperspace when its computer detects a beacon is emanating from an unknown planet. The crew is revived and sent down to investigate, what they discover is an unknown alien vessel with some truly organic looking artifacts. The team encounters some mysterious eggs, and one is attacked. Later the same crewman births a hideous creature that soon grows and infects the ship, killing the crew one at a time until the confrontation with a then little-known and half-naked Sigourney Weaver. With excellent special effects, great claustrophobic setting and top-notch acting, we get a movie that relies heavily on suspense and little on direct gore. The real star is, of course, the alien, a product of Giger's unique biomechanical artistry.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Don't Let a Bro See it Alone

Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)

Dir- Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, and Jon Salmon
With so many slasher movies dominating the 1980's it is a wonder that we have not seen more slasher spoofs outside of the Scary Movie franchise that capitalized on the success of the 1990's Scream franchise. Playing off the gimmick of an imaginary horror franchise, the comedy troupe 5 Second Films created this horror spoof that pulls a gender swap on the usual girls in distress trope often found in slasher films. A group of frat brothers survives not one, but two massacres by a series of serial killers going by the name Motherface who seeks revenge on the Delta Bi frat for a prank that ended with some dead sorority girls. This time around the twin brother of the previous sprees dead hero joins the frat to seek out the killer. The guys take a trip to the abandoned house of a sorority to find they are yet again being stalked by the pesky Motherface. The movie is deliberately bad and utilizes many of the cliches that populated 80's horror films and amps the blood and gore to almost cartoon levels. The video is put together like a lost videotape that was recently found and includes some made up commercials that are a specialty of the comedy troupe Five Second Films. The film was crowdsourced and features some cameos that include Patton Oswalt, Greg Sestero, and Nina Hartley. Dude Bro Party Massacre III is an insane film filled with absurd dialogue, cheesy yet practical special effects and enough creative touches to make it an instant cult hit. Going into this film with low expectations will only enhance the experience as this will no doubt be one of the most stupid and dumbest movies you will genuinely enjoy watching if you are a fan of slasher films and 80's horror films.

Monday, May 21, 2018

Friends Who Slay Together, Stay Together

Tragedy Girls (2017)

Dir- Tyler MacIntyre
We are seeing an influx of media savvy teens looking to make their name on social media and two young friends named Sadie and McKayla are obsessed with death after they discover a serial killer may be in their town. When they don't get the "likes" on their crime blog, the two decide that maybe they need to commit a few murders to get the attention they crave and become famous. This film by Tyler MacIntyre captures the craze in social media and how often the desire for popularity is pursued without any thought about the social responsibility or ethics involved in the pursuit of fame. X-Men alumni Alexandra Shipp and Brianna Hildebrand display a natural friendship that carries the film most impressively given how dark the subject matter is. Tragedy Girls is a very dark comedic movie that like Heathers follows the usual teen tropes of popularity, social class and being a mean girl without pushing the film outside its satiric nature into some disturbing territory.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

A Mother and Daughter Vampire Story

Byzantium (2012)

Dir- Neil Jordan 
In this somewhat non-traditional vampire tale, we see two women of mysterious background seeking an escape from their current situation after an encounter with an unknown man. The elder vampire Clara (Gemma Arterton) uses her body to earn money and provide for her daughter while protecting her from a mysterious group that seeks to destroy them. The younger Eleanor (Saoirse Ronan) seeks to escape her mothers ever watchful eye and live a life that does not involve running away. Their conflicts begin to drive a wedge in their relationship as Eleanor falls for a young man who she feels the need to share her secret. Byzantium arrived in the wake of glittery vampire movies and defied the usual tropes by telling a story that focuses less on fangs and more on the struggle to survive and live life while in hiding. The coastal setting and old hotel add significantly to the atmosphere of this film giving it a gothic feel that is reminiscent of Neil Jordans Interview With A Vampire. What helps Byzantium stand out from other vampire films is the focus on Clara and Eleanor's bond and how their journey together has created a tension that will play out as the younger vampire defies her mother and seeks a human relationship. Saoirse Ronan had a breakthrough performance in 2017's Lady Bird, and this early role shows her considerable talent as the teenage looking vampire Eleanor. While not as high profile a film as Interview With a Vampire, Byzantium will not disappoint fans looking for something original and different in a genre that has pretty much worn itself out.

Monday, May 14, 2018

RIP Margot Kidder


Margot Kidder (1948-2018)

I grew up knowing Margot Kidder as Lois Lane and she is still the perfect match for Superman. Yet Ms. Kidder had a great body of work that covered drama, thrillers, and horror. Most notable was the 1974 slasher forerunner Black Christmas but the biggest impact she made in horror was playing Kathy Lutz in 1979 The Amityville Horror. In later years she would follow up the success of these films with a number of Superman sequels but her career took a decline with less than notable roles and a nervous breakdown. In recent years Ms. Kidder would make a comeback doing television roles, stage work and even appearing in Smallville. She would have a small role in Rob Zombie's Halloween II and would win an Emmy for her work on RL Stine's The Haunting Hour. A beautiful actress who will be missed greatly.

A Violent Descent Into Madness

Darling (2015)


Dir- Mickey Keating
Owing much to Roman Polanski's early films, Darling is a psychological thriller about a young woman's slow descent into madness as she takes on a job as the caretaker of an old mansion in Manhattan. Shot in black and white and utilizing little dialogue, Darling uses subliminal edits and unsettling music to tell a story that is shown in a series of chapters leading to an inevitable tragic outcome. Lauren Ashley Carter excels in a role that is not the usual scream queen fare, displaying a wide range of emotions that include isolation, detachment from reality as well as paranoia. Darling is certainly not original, but Ms. Carter does not disappoint in this indie thriller that she also co-produced.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

13 Horror Movie Mother's From Hell

For Mother's Day, I have put together a list of some bad mothers from some notable horror movies, some of these mothers are merely protective of their children while others have different motivations. This is a fun list to highlight some of the reason for the bad mother's behavior as well as a reminder of how much need to show some love to dear old mom.

Massive Spoiler Alert!



Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Betsy Palmer (1979), Nana Vistor (2009)

Mrs. Voohees was an employee of Camp Crystal Lake where she worked as the cook; this took away time to care for her deformed son Jason, so she depended on the counselors to look out for him. After he drowned due to their neglect, she swore vengeance on those she found responsible and murdered a number of them. She would then sabotage efforts to reopen the camp. Mrs. Voorhees was a revenge-driven killer who used surprise to take out her victims as they often trusted her and did not suspect her motives. 



Norma Bates (Psycho)
Olivia Hussey (Psycho IV), Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel)

A widow who raised her son Norman in a strict yet loving manner that may have made him too dependent on her affection. Mother was often mentioned by Norman but never seen in the first movie. The strict tone of her voice was heard and would be revealed to be that of Norman.  A later sequel showed her to be a woman who loved her son but would often punish him for his reaction to her over affectionate manner. Norman always listened to her, and when she found a potential suitor, he made sure that she would never leave him for anyone. The TV show Bates Motel does feature Mrs. Bates when she was alive with her younger son and acts as a prequel to the first movie. Norma Bates is manipulative, controlling and emotionally abusive to her son and may have driven him to his murderous tendencies.



Margaret White (Carrie)
Piper Laurie (1976), Patricia Clarkson (2002), Julianne Moore (2013)

A devoutly religious single mother of high school student Carrie White, Margaret is a strict and pious woman who kept her daughter sheltered from the world until she was forced to allow Carrie to attend public school. A seamstress by trade, Margaret often punished Carrie by locking her in a closet for sins that were often nothing more than her daughter asking questions. She hides the dark secret of her own mother's telepathic skills and sees it as a curse of the devil that she hopes to keep away from her daughter. Margaret White may suffer some mental illness if not paranoid fantasies.



Mother (Mothers Day 1980)
Rose Ross

A kindly old lady in a neck brace lures a couple to her remote cabin to then have her two dim-witted, but aggressive sons attack and rape while she cheers them on. Mother is shown to be abusive, foul-mouthed and enables her sons by encouraging them in acts of violence, brutal rapes and ultimately murder. She displays bouts of paranoia and is criminally insane.



Debbie Loomis (Scream 2)
Laurie Metcalf

Mrs. Loomis appears in the first sequel to Scream and is the mother of Billy Loomis who was revealed to be one of the two killers in the first film. She hides her real identity and pretends to be a reporter in the hope of exacting revenge on Gale Weathers and Sidney Prescott. Mrs. Loomis is revenge-driven and proves to be capable of hiding her true identity as she plots her murders. 



Natalie Koffin (Mothers Day 2010)
Rebecca De Mornay

In this loose remake of the 1980 slasher classic Natalie Koffin plays a sociopathic mother who is called upon by her criminal sons to fix the mess they created after a botched bank robbery leads them into their old house with a new family being taken, hostage. While she seems perfectly sane and rational Mrs. Koffin is the real leader of this gang, mercilessly torturing the family and their guests looking for money that is hidden in the home. It is revealed that Mrs. Koffin may not be the birth mother of her kids and she seems to have no problem pitting them against each other if it leads to her goal of getting the money she is demanding. 



Beverly Sutphin (Serial Mom)
Kathleen Turner

Mrs. Sutphin is a seemingly perfect mother and housewife who is willing to do anything to protect her family. Despite her wholesome appearance Mrs. Sutphin displays a level of anger that drives her to seek revenge and murder those who she feels have harmed her family or committed some minor offense that requires severe punishment. Mrs. Sutphin is a pure sociopath who is effective as a serial killer and is convincing enough to trick a jury into proving she is innocent.



Mrs. Mott aka Peyton Flanders 
(The Hand that the Rocks the Cradle)
Rebecca De Mornay

Finding the best nanny is always a tough task, and when the perfect one arrives, you don't want to let them go. The Bartel family hire Peyton, and she seems to be a perfect match as she bonds well with the kids and seems like a member of the family. Little do they know that Peyton is the widowed wife of the disgraced doctor that Mrs. Bartel had filed a complaint on during her pregnancy. His suicide left her penniless, homeless and she would lose her child after a miscarriage. Peyton's plan to ruin Mrs. Bartel's life starts with winning over the kids, the husband and then murdering the wife in a manner that would drive her husband into her arms. Peyton threatens a handyman, kills a family friend and almost succeeds in killing Mrs. Bartel but is stopped with the help of her handyman. Although Peyton wasn't a mother her desire for revenge on the woman she blames for all of her problems makes her scary enough to include.



Ruth Chandler (The Girl Next Door)
Blanche Baker 

Although not the mother of Meg and Susan Loughlin, Mrs. Chandler is their aunt and takes them in after the two girls lose their parents in an auto accident. Meg soon becomes the target of her Aunt's abuse and is treated horribly by her along with her sister. Often being accused of being a prostitute and slut, Meg is tied up in the basement and forced to endure torture and sexual abuse, first from her aunt then by her cousins and some neighborhood kids. Mrs. Chandler would ultimately harm Meg to the extent that her death was a welcome reprieve from her inhuman abuse. What makes Ruth Chandler even scarier is that she is based on a real person and the events of the movie happened as they were presented in the shocking novel by Jack Ketchum. What motivated Ruth Chandler to harm her nieces is not certain but she may have shown jealousy to the young girl's beauty and having to care for her along with own kids may have pushed over the edge. She is easily one of the most sadistic villains on this list and without question the evilest.



Corrine Dollanganger (Flowers in the Attic)
Victoria Tennant (1987), Heather Graham (2014)

After losing her husband in an accident, Corrine Dollanganger takes her four young kids back to her parents home where she has been estranged from them since her marriage. The kids meet their grandmother and are put in a hidden room where Corrine intends to wipe the slate clean and let them die like mice in the attic. For a once loving and devoted mother to abandon her children for her selfish desires makes Ms. Dollanganger one of the worst offenders on the list. Unlike most others on this list, she fully intends to kill off her children and pretends they didn't even exist for the sake of reinventing herself with the desire to gain her inheritance that had a provision that she had to have been childless. 



Nola Carveth (The Brood)
Samantha Eggar

If you are looking for a director that you most would not want to see a family movie from it is undoubtedly David Cronenberg. Nola Carveth is a patient who is undergoing a form of psychotherapy that allows her to manifest her rage in the form of childlike homunculi that go after the targets of her anger. She controls these killer minions like a queen bee with the big shocker being how she births them. Even after almost 30 years, this movie villain remains one Cronenberg's most controversial, and she is undoubtedly one you won't forget.




Vera Cosgrove (Dead Alive)
Elizabeth Moody

If ever there is an award for the most guilt-inducing and overbearing mother it certainly is Vera Cosgrove. Her adult son Lionel is timid and easily controlled by her overdramatic antics and is most upset when she finds out he might have a girlfriend. Her attempt to spy on their date has her bitten by a weird Rat Monkey that turns her into a zombie that is even more of a pain in the ass than when she was alive. Lionels inability to contain her results in the town being infected by her and he has to face off with an army of zombies alongside his new girlfriend. Mrs. Cosgrove puts Lionel into her womb to ensure that his girlfriend can't have him and his escape it one of the most bloody and over the top moments in a film that is already pretty crazy. 



Mommy Robeson (People Under the Stairs)
Wendy Robie

Along with her brother/husband, Mrs. Robeson was a landlady who ran a collection of slums that brought them plenty of money due to the racist way they treated their renters. She also strictly cared for her children keeping them compliant and abusing those who were disobedient. Mrs. Robeson was psychotic and paranoid, and it is revealed that she kidnapped most of the children in her care and pretended to be their mother. The disobedient children would often be thrown into the cellar to become the feral monster that the young boy named Fool called the People Under the Stairs.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Stars aren't the only things that can fall from the sky

Imitation Girl (2017) 


Dir- Natasha Kermani

You don't often see too many sci-fi films directed and centered around women; Imitation Girl is an independent sci-fi drama that explores two separate yet interwoven narratives with both roles played by the delightful indie star Lauren Ashley Carter. The film opens with a mysterious black goo falling to earth and taking the form of a young porn actress named Julianna Fox from a magazine. The Imitation wanders the desert until she is found by a young Persian man who takes her in and helps her thinking she has memory problems. Meanwhile, in New York, the real Julianna is shown to be a troubled young actress who does not enjoy her work and longs for something more meaningful in her life. As Imitation learns to explore her body and the world around her as she bonds with her new friends Julianna is suffering a crisis as her destructive lifestyle is making her feel lost and hopeless. Often compared to Beneath the Skin, Imitation Girl shares more in common with the 1984 sci-fi classic Starman as it is more a drama and has no horror elements to it. Ms. Carter who has appeared in some recent indie horror films is outstanding in both roles that are very different despite their outward appearance. Director Natasha Kermani skillfully blends both characters with Ms. Carter doing a fantastic job making the viewer feel like we are watching two different actresses. Unlike most Sci-Fi films you won't get a lot of high tech special effects or an action drive plot. Instead, you have a thoughtful study on the human condition with the alien finding what it means to be a woman by helping her host find true fulfillment in her life.