Sharks N Da Hood

Sharks in Prague

Roboshark (2015)

 

Jaws of the Shark (2012)

Jaws of the Shark (2012)

Mad scientists create a man-shark that is unleashed and begins a murderous journey as law enforcement tries to figure out how to stop this menace. The man-shark finds a chainsaw as a motley group of shark hunters assemble to face off and see who is the better shark hunter. Jaws of the Shark is a 2012 horror-comedy directed by Gustav Ljungdahl and featuring an unknown cast playing multiple roles. Jaws of the Shark is a shark comedy with a budget so low it was probably raised with a bake sale. The man shark costume is really silly-looking and isn't meant to look anything other than cheap. The cast does not feature anyone of note, but that may be the whole point of this very silly movie. There is one major scene that will likely get a mild chuckle, but honestly, it is the only real notable scene. Jaws of the Shark is exactly what you would expect from a director like Mark Polonia, and strangely, it isn't. The gore effects are over-the-top and fun to watch, despite the low-budget look. The film is a Swedish production, and the cast speaks English, so the audience doesn't have to waste time with subtitles. If you look at this movie as a camp comedy, you can sit back and laugh at how silly it is, or at least appreciate the references to more popular horror movies.  

Shark Warning (2024)

Shark Warning (2024)

After watching his brother get attacked and killed by a shark as a boy, a young man returns 20 years later to his hometown, only to find that a shark threatens the community as he attempts to reconcile with his estranged uncle. Shark Warning is a 2024 shark thriller produced by The Asylum and directed by Jimmy Gadd. With all the attention paid to their low-budget mockbusters, most moviegoers are unaware that The Asylum also produces normal movies. The movie is set in Lake Havasu and features great scenery, but suffers from a derivative plot and very poor shark CGI. The story is no different from Jaws and many other similar films, with a predictable plot and similar tropes involving tourist-season money for the community. Shark Warning is certainly better than many low-budget movies, and for an Asylum movie, the production looks decent outside the shark CGI. Despite that, the movie is predictable and offers nothing new beyond what's been done to death in numerous other shark movies.  

The Last Breathe

 

Bikini Shark (2025)

Bikini Shark (2025)

A young woman and her friends gather at her late father's home to clean up the property, only to find a stash of highly desired swimwear. Yet when the bikinis are worn, they cause rashes and attract sharks that have developed the ability to move on land. They soon learn that the fashion designer behind the swimwear is using them for a sinister purpose involving the shark attacks. Bikini Shark is a 2025 shark comedy directed by EJ Marshall and featuring a cast of attractive but unknown English actresses. With its gimmicky title and absurd premise, Bikini Shark offers nothing more than an opportunity to have a group of ladies walk around in swimsuits while trying to dodge CGI sharks. Bikini Shark has the look and feel of a Mark Polonia movie, but, strangely, it is an English film that copies the same absurd premise with a bigger budget and a larger, attractive cast. As bad as the movie is, the CGI sharks are actually not too silly-looking, so there was some effort in that respect.