Blood Bite (2020)

Blood Bite (2020)

A scientist who survived a shark attack is invited to a research facility and amusement park to observe the work being done with sharks. Yet the genetically enhanced shark wreaks havoc on the facility as a group of survivors tries to escape its hungry jaws. Blood Bite is a 2020 Chinese horror movie, also known as Horror Shark in some markets; the film is directed by Wang Liang, who also appears in the movie. The cast features mostly Chinese actors, along with one American who speaks Chinese but is dubbed just as poorly as the rest of the cast. The movie extensively uses CGI and green screens, giving the film an odd look in many scenes. While the sets look great, the same can't be said for the shark CGI; it is abysmal and even features a red-tinted shark that roars. Blood Bite borrows heavily from Deep Blue Sea, Jaws 3, and some other shark films, so this movie has nothing unique to make it stand out and would probably be better if it was not dubbed. 

90210 Shark Attack (2015)

90210 Shark Attack (2015)

A group of overly attractive Oceanography students meets at a posh Beverly Hills mansion to work on a significant school project involving anthropology and the local ocean sea life. The teacher tries to get the students to focus on their work, but one of her students has a past that may invite trouble for them all. 90210 Shark Attack is a 2015 film directed by David DeCoteau and features an attractive young cast with little experience. The film is chock full of beautiful California scenery and aquatic stock footage to pad the running time. However, so much is spent on pointless dialogue, extended scenes of male beefcake, and little action. While the movie appears to be a shark film, it is more of a supernatural monster movie with horrible-looking CGI. Donna Wilkes stars, but this is far and away below her great work in Jaws 2 and Angel.    

Virus Shark (2021)

Virus Shark (2021)

After a shark bite leads to a global pandemic, scientists in an underwater research facility race against time to find a cure. After making some progress, an infection broke out among the crew members, who feared the virus and the deadly sharks used in the experiments. One of many movies produced and directed by Mark Polonia, Virus Shark features the usual amateur FX, poor acting, and cartoon monsters that are his staple. While this movie looks better than the usual Polonia movie, it still involves a bunch of folks just talking between the goofy shark scenes and laughable dialogue. Made with Covid in mind, Virus Shark clocks in at 75 minutes, so we at least get an extra 10 minutes of goofy shark roar to carry this no-budget effort.  

Red Water (2021)

Red Water (2021)

A seemingly fun time on a sailboat turns into peril after all four people onboard find themselves stranded after jumping off without a ladder to get back on board. They are soon attacked by a shark and trapped on a small raft with no supplies and oars. As the tensions rise among the survivors, the shark takes its time picking them off one at a time. Red Water is a 2021 Chinese action movie also titled Huge Shark. The cast features three women and one male, and some of the most absurd English dubbing as the original film was done in Mandarin. While the movie's first half does not stand out too much, the last part is better, even if it follows the plot of The Shallows. Chloe Zhao is the most experienced actor in the film, with a number of Chinese films on her resume; the struggle she faces would have worked better if the movie had focused on her exclusively. I will say that Red Water at least makes an effort to copy a Shark movie that isn't Jaws, well, mostly.  

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Following the crazy encounter with the giant octopus and super shark, the US Government has built a giant mechanical shark to combat any future mega sharks. Sure enough, another Meg emerges, and with the help of Emma MacNeil, a pair of Navy techs fight back but then face another possible problem with the AI controlling the mecha shark. Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark is the third movie in the Mega Shark franchise and follows the exact blueprint, but this time, it is facing off with a super-sized mechanical shark. The film stars Christopher Judge and Elisabeth Rohm and features Debbie Gibson reprising her role in the first movie. As with all of these Asylum movies, you get crazy CGI fights, creative-looking sets, and plenty of scenes of Sydney, Australia. As these movies are nothing more than copycats of more giant shark movies, it is funny to see a franchise of films coming off a mockbuster film. While the films are silly, this one is mildly entertaining and will appeal more to kids who will enjoy seeing the robot shark misbehave. 

Noah’s Shark (2021)

Noah's Shark (2021)

An attention-seeking priest facing scrutiny for his behavior decides to take his crew to search for Noah's Ark for publicity. He soon learns it is guarded by a great white shark and a cult of fanatics named after Noah's forgotten son, who his father cast off. Released in 2021 and directed by Mark Polonia, Noah's Shark features the usual collection of nobody actors who often appear in his movies. The film mainly consists of the cast talking to each other and walking around a snowy setting, pretending to be central Asia. Strangely enough, this movie ties into a trilogy centered on the priest and some of Polonia's Amityville-themed movies. The only creative touches are the title and poster, which will draw in some viewers who, if they are not familiar with Mark Polonia's movies, will be greatly disappointed. These micro-budget movies are a dime a dozen on streaming clients, and you have to hand it to Mark Polonia for his fortitude in cranking out these duds. 

Maneater (2022)

Maneater (2022)

After the death of his daughter by a wayward great white shark, a grieving father defies the local officials and swears he will destroy this monster. Meanwhile, a group of friends on vacation take a trip to one of the islands near the mainland but find themselves trapped and isolated by the same shark that attacked the young lady earlier. As their numbers diminish and they cannot reach out for help, the survivors find an unlikely hero from the grieving father who happens upon the stranded party. Maneater is a 2022 shark thriller directed by Justin Lee, starring country music legend Trace Atkins, Nicky Whelen, and Jeff Fahey. With a predictable plot, Maneater is similar to just about every shark movie, including Jaws. The one area in which Maneater differs is the Hawaiian setting, offering some stunning backdrops with the island's mountains and world-beating beaches contrasting the terror of the deep. The film has some notable shark kills, but some are just comically bad. While Maneater is no different from most other shark movies, it does feature a better cast, with Ms. Whelen and Mr. Atkins featuring heavily in the storyline.    

The Black Demon (2023)

 

Black Demon (2023)

An oil safety inspector takes his family to a small Mexican coastal town to check out an offshore drilling platform only to discover the decrepit structure hides a dangerous threat. Back ashore and fearing for her family's safety, the spouse takes her children to the rig, not realizing that a monstrous shark has been aroused. The Black Demon is a 2023 action horror movie directed by Adrian Grunberg and starring Josh Lucas, Fernanda Urrejola, and Julio Cesar Cedillo. While the film does feature a megalodon shark, the real villain is the greed of corporations that exploit small villages with the promise of jobs, only to leave behind toxic waste and a broken community. The Black Demon is much better than the many cheap-looking shark movies on streaming clients. While the film deserves praise for its unique setting and plot, it follows the same trope as every Jaws copycat. The environmental theme does add a bit of moral consciousness to the would-be hero, as his role in the community is far from revered. While The Black Demon is not as well made as The Meg, it's a decent shark offering that is easily one of the better indie monster movies I have watched this summer.  

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

After the space-based final shark attacks of the third movie, Fin Shepard lives a quiet life with his mother and family on a Kansas farm, mourning the friends and family lost in the most recent sharknado. The calm life is disturbed when a new series of sharknados occur, utilizing sandstorms, electricity, and nuclear radiation to threaten Fin and his family. The fourth installment of the Sharknado series ups the ante with a slew of new weather-related sharknados that push the star-studded cast across the country. Ian Ziering returns for another installment and is joined by Maisela Lusha, Cheryl Tiegs, and a fan-convention-worthy assortment of TV and Movie stars. The absurd premise of these films is pushed to the max, with events taking place in Las Vegas, Texas, Kansas, and Niagara Falls. Despite the cartoonish plot, the Sharknado movies utilize effective special effects and are easily The Asylum's best movies as the franchise has been its most successful venture. The formula for this series works great with the ensemble cast of horror, sci-fi, and pop culture actors, as well as the bat-shit-crazy premise that has led to six movies as of 2024. 

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014)

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014)

A marine biologist discovers an infant Sharktopus egg sac while diving and decides to raise it for research purposes and to find a way to tame its nature. Meanwhile, another team of scientists is working on a hybrid barracuda and pterodactyl for the military, but it escapes after their ability to control it is sabotaged. With both creatures unleashed, the biologist and others race to stop the two creatures before they kill a beach full of bikini babes. The sequel to the 2010 Scfy movie, this time, the hybrid creature meets an equally absurd flying menace with a slew of CGI fights and a bunch of bloody bodies left behind. The cast includes Robert Carradine, Akari Endo, and Conan O'Brien in a fun cameo that works well with the 90-minute run time. As these movies are not meant to be anything more than fantasy, we could find the Sharktopus taking on another hybrid monster a few years later. 

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

Scientists working at an advanced research facility are attacked by a mutated shark with three heads that seem to be fueled by the garbage in the ocean. Survivors try to escape, but the creature is hell-bent on chasing them as the three-headed monster seems capable of jumping out of the water and surviving futile attempts to kill them. 3 Headed Shark Attack is a 2015 shark movie produced by The Asylum and is a direct sequel to the 2012 2 Headed Shark Attack. As with the previous 2 Headed Shark Attack movies, there is no attempt to make any sense with these movies as the shark creature roars, can jump onto boats, and survives out of water for brief moments. The shark CGI is better than you would expect for an Asylum movie, but it still seems cartoonish with the bizarre three-headed shark. The cast includes Danny Trejo, Karrueche Tran, and Rob Van Dam. Movies like these and the previous ones are made purely for fun, and there is no doubt that there will be follow-up movies with more heads and probably more bikinis.

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

After a pair of security guards and their girlfriends disappear on a private lake, the research institute they work for tries to cover up the secret work they are involved with. Meanwhile, a professor and some of her students encounter a deadly new type of shark that can do more than swim and jump. Raiders of the Lost Shark is a 2015 film directed by Brett Kelly, who has also helmed low-budget films Ouija Shark and Jurassic Shark. Raiders of the Lost Shark is an ultra-low-budget movie featuring one of the worst-looking CGI sharks ever seen outside of a Mark Polonia movie. Besides the expected shark roar, the shark scenes mainly consist of people getting eaten by a quick shark jump and some more absurd shark attacks. The cast features no one of note, and as expected with so many of these no-budget quickie shark movies, the female cast is often seen in bikinis and one topless scene. The worst offense is the misleading movie title and poster, as there is no raider or anything remotely adventurous in the storyline.

Dark Waters (2003)

Dark Waters (2003)

A marine researcher, Dane Quatrell (Lorenzo Lamas), who needs help with funding and assorted legal issues, reluctantly takes a job with a wealthy investor who needs his services after an expensive underwater rig is lost. Utilizing a high-tech submersible, Quatrell and a crew venture to the depths and discover some hostile sea creatures and other dark secrets. Dark Waters is a 2003 made-for-TV shark film directed by Phillip J Roth and starring Lorenzo Lamas. With the spate of shark-themed movies released after Deep Blue Sea, Dark Waters follows with a plot involving genetically altered sharks and black ops military operations. As with Shark Hunter, released a few years prior by the same studio, the film features great-looking sets and a dynamic pairing of Lamas and Costar Simmone MacKinnon. The film does not feature much shark action but has several shoot-outs and close-quarter combat. Dark Waters is a much better and more entertaining film than the many Asylum Shark films that would follow this movie. 

Shark Hunter (2001)

Shark Hunter (2001)

A young boy seeks answers after witnessing his family get taken out by a massive sea creature. Years later, he is a marine researcher who looks to use his expertise and some corporate money to help find the elusive creature that killed his family, the long-extinct Megalodon. Shark Hunter is a 2001 underwater thriller directed by Matt Codd and starring Antonio Sabato, Jr. Shark Hunter was released a few years after Deep Blue Sea and predates the big studio film The Meg by 17 years and is one of the first movies to utilize a Megalodon shark. The sets look great and mimic the style of movies like Alien, The Abyss, and Leviathan. At the same time, Sabato and co-star Heather Marie Marsden don't look like shark experts; the sub-driver Grand Bush delivers the best performance and is the best actor in the movie. The underwater scenes were done with footage slowed down as there was a lack of bubbles in many scenes. While it is not a major studio release, Shark Hunter looks like it had some money for the lavish sets. Still, like so many other copycat shark movies, it suffers from plot issues and an ocean full of scientific inaccuracies. Nonetheless, this movie is much better than the many cheap shark movies released in the past decade.  

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf (2015)

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf (2015)

In the Dominican Republic, a down-on-his-luck charter boat captain deals with challenges involving local voodoo gangs, pestering police, and problems with his boat. Another challenge arises when a scientist involved in some weird science creates a deadly creature by crossing a killer whale and a wolf. With this new creature unleashed, it soon finds a new foe in the Sharktapus. After battling a Pteracuda in the previous installment, the Sharktopus is about to take on its most formidable opponent, the dreaded Whalewolf. Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is a 2015 monster comedy directed by Kevin O'Neil and stars Casper Van Dien, Catherine Oxenberg, Akaari Nito, and Jennifer Wenger. As with the previous installments, these movies are meant to be fun hybrid creature features with goofy CGI, great locations, and some fun talent. While the film is quite silly, it's still fun to watch and marvel at the absurd trilogy of the Sharktopus films. 

Post-Apocalyptic Commando Shark (2018)

Post-Apocalyptic Commando Shark (2018)

After a catastrophic war, the Soviet Union reemerged and, with the help of an evil German scientist, planned to unleash the most deadly weapon on the remnants of the United States. These super soldiers turn out to be half-man half sharks and face off against newly formed militias that intend to fight for the USA. If there was an award for most outlandish movie titles, this is undoubtedly a word salad of silliness. Post-Apocalyptic Commando Shark is a 2018 low-budget movie directed by Sam Qualiana and featuring Scream Queen Debbie Rochan. Looking like an Asylum film reject, PACS recognizes that it is a Z movie and nothing more. The low-budget look, silly shark heads, and intentionally lousy dialogue work well with the subject matter and make for a film that is entertaining in some ways. That is not to say that this a cult classic like Plan 9 From Outer Space, but Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark does have the potential to be a mildly amusing distraction for fans of Ms Rochon.  

Apex Predators (2021)

Apex Predators (2021)

Beachgoers are alarmed as shark attacks occur, causing many to panic. As scientists discuss why the attacks are happening, some local community leaders are more concerned with how it will affect the local economy. Apex Predators is a low-budget shark movie directed by Dustin Ferguson that features a collection of horror fans and celebs in the cast. With so many low-budget shark movies, this one truly stood out for its low-budget and disjointed story. This movie is nothing more than a bunch of different people talking to each other about the shark attack, the usual stock footage, beach scenes, and some genuinely great-looking shooting locations. While the film features notable horror celebs like Brinke Stevens and Julie Anne Prescott, the rest of the cast is populated by folk mostly known for their work in low-budget Indie horror. Overall, this film could have been more engaging and might easily encourage viewers to move on to other horror movies.  

Predators of the Deep: The Hunt for the Lost Four

Predators of the Deep: The Hunt for the Lost Four (2023)

With so many shark movies being made involving people falling prey while they are out in the open water, it is a surprise that so few of these are done as found footage. Predators of the Deep is a mockumentary about four people who disappeared in the Gulf of Mexico while searching for a sunken Spanish ship that may have contained gold. The film follows the formula for found footage by showing a graphic about the footage located after the group disappeared. It is mixed in with clips of the four people, including Miguel Diaz, discussing the investment proposal needed to search for and recover this treasure. The film also includes segments from the families and other parties concerning the disappearance of the group as the footage is shown of the group snorkel diving in waters that will prove to be treacherous. The movie is a routine found footage style with clips of the lost party mixed in with video testimonies. While the footage of the lost group looked decent, the rest of the testimonials took up too much time. While the film presents itself with a mystery premise, the movie's last few minutes will reveal the true outcome, and it will be pretty obvious what occurred. Overall, Predators of the Deep is a decently made indie film, and, as found footage, has a good subject matter, but as with so much found footage, the ending will hit or miss with the audience.  

Sharkula (2022)

Sharkula (2022)

After an angry mob corners Count Dracula, he jumps into the sea only to be bitten by a shark. Hundreds of years later, the Dracula shark is still using its powers to control minions on land. The influence of Sharkula is challenged when a pair of men looking for work arrives in a small town and challenges the shark's minions. Sharkula is a 2022 release, and with most other movies directed by Mark Polonia, you have the bargain basement of sets, elementary school creature effects, and the same cast of actors who are all regulars in his movies. These quickie-made ultra-low-budget films lack in everything except for their titles and cover art. With almost a hundred movies to his credit, Mark Polonia has developed a routine for these cheapie movies, and we will likely see many more since they cost nothing to make and can be dropped on Tubi and other free streaming sites.  

Sky Sharks (2020)

Sky Sharks (2020)

Decades after the defeat of the Third Reich, remnants of the Nazi order have hidden away in icy regions plotting their revenge. They suddenly emerge and hijack an airline with flying sharks and zombie-like stormtroopers, killing the passengers and revealing themselves to a terrified world. The world leaders turn to an aging scientist and his daughters to help fight this threat, but they learn a dark secret about their father's past. Released in 2020, Sky Sharks is directed by Marc Fehse and features a cast that includes Tony Todd, Yan Birch, Eva Habermann, Barbara Nedeljakova, and Lynn Lowry. The film is best described as a tech-fueled gore fest; Sky Sharks has several scenes with over-the-top violence and bloody killings that are played out in a cartoonish style. Along with the violence are several nude scenes for good measure. Sky Sharks is similar to the 2012 sci-fi film Iron Sky but has much more gore and better special effects. While the film may lack in some areas, there is no question that the bat-shit-crazy style of this movie will make it entertaining enough for gore hounds and fans of Nazi zombie movies.

Megashark vs Crocosaurus (2010)

Megashark vs Crocosaurus (2010)

In the aftermath of Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, a Navy Lt (Jaleel White) experiments with technology to fight off the giant shark he believes is still out there. As he clashes with his Navy bosses, he is reunited with a former colleague (Gary Stretch) chasing down a giant crocodile that he feels is more deadly. Despite their issues, they team up with a Secret Service agent (Sarah Lieving) who is determined to stop both of these monster threats. As with the previous monster shark movie, Megashark vs. Crocosaurus relies heavily on gimmicky CGI, cheap-looking sets, and random star power, including Robert Picardo. There is not much to expect with these quickie Asylum movies, so it is best to suspend all intelligence and watch giant monsters fighting one another as helpless people try to escape their carnage,  

Ouija Shark 2 (2022)

Ouija Shark 2 (2022)

After the absurd events of the first movie, it is no surprise to see a follow-up to the 2020 movie Ouija Shark. This time around, a strange team assembles to take on the renewed threat of the Ouija Shark, who is wreaking havoc on the world. As the fireballs and lighting bolts fly, the shark meets its match when the Tarot Gator emerges. One of the most absurd movies of my 2023 Shark Reek was Ouija Shark, and I remember just how silly and dumb it was. I can say that Ouija Shark 2 is no different as this film follows the same formula of strange people working together to fight a stuffed animal, shooting cartoon-like fireballs. As this movie is meant to be a comedy, there is no attempt at a storyline involving actual sharks, and instead, like the first movie, a bunch of unknown actors getting eaten by the ghostlike shark that emerges out of thin air and is completely unstoppable. Undoubtedly, there will be another one of these movies, as all one needs is an Ouija board and a cell phone camera.

Shark! (1969)

 

Shark! (1969)

An American gunrunner finds himself stuck in a small town on the Red Sea and decides to get work with a professor and his assistant, which involves some scuba diving. He soon learns that the real purpose of his work is far more dangerous. Shark is a 1969 action movie directed by Samuel Fuller, starring a young Burt Reynolds and Arthur Kennedy. Released six years before Jaws, Shark does not focus too much on the sharks and instead is more involved with Mr. Reynolds, trying to determine if the couple he is working with is on the level or merely using him. The movie's plot moves rather slowly, but the ending is quite creative, especially regarding its outcome. While the film may appear to be a shark film, the story is more similar to Peter Benchley's other novel, The Deep. While the movie is set in North Africa, the production was filmed in Mexico. As an early film for Burt Reynolds, it is no wonder he would become a massive star in the next decade. 

Alien Shark (2022)

Alien Shark (2022)

A young woman on military leave who hopes to enjoy a girl's weekend on the beach instead finds her friend's ex-boyfriend and his buddy crashing the vacation house. Despite this, the group enjoys the vacation until their fun is interrupted by bizarre events related to alien activity involving a shark. Set on the Alabama coast, Alien Sharks is pretty close to the beach house as most of the events occur in this location, along with some UFO shots in orbit. Alien Shark is a low-budget movie directed by Paul Tomborello and starring Brittany Altenbach, Lukas Silva, Bridget Nicole Andrews, and Jessica Claire Crosby. This movie could have easily involved several horror tropes, as the remote setting was perfect for a slasher, zombie movie, or deadly virus. Instead, it involved CGI alien critters when it could have been a fun slice-and-dice movie. The shark scenes are mostly stock footage with glowing green eyes and a silly CGI creature that provides some humor. The cast is largely unknown but reasonably attractive, spending most of the movie in bikinis and swimsuits. The main character portrayed by Ms. Altenbach is well cast as she carries what would otherwise be a forgettable movie.

Shark Huntress (2021)

Shark Huntress (2021)

After her activist mother disappears, a young woman travels to Thailand to meet up with her colleagues and find answers to what happened to her mother. As she sought the important work her mother was committed to, several shark attacks in the small community began to occur. Shark Huntress needs to be more accurate as the film's focus on hunting sharks is very minute and instead focuses on a conspiracy involving a major plastic company the mother was fighting. The lack of sharks is most apparent as most attacks are fake shark fins and blood in the water. As a result, the film is nothing more than conversations and conspiracies with little to no action and an anti-climactic end scene. Shark Huntress is easily one of the worst movies I have ever watched, given how terrible most shark movies I watch are. Bad CGI and shark roar would have been welcome to add some action or absurdity to this otherwise dull family drama. 

Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)

Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)

In 2018, The Meg was one of the biggest releases of the year and became a worldwide hit with its oversized killer shark. Never one to ignore riding off the glory of a big Hollywood blockbuster, The Asylum would put out its own quick-to-video knockoff called Megalodon. This mockbuster starred Michael Madsen and was instant Red Box fare with its low budget and atrocious story. Despite this, The Asylum would continue to pump out follow-ups with a third entry, featuring the prolific Eric Roberts as the marque star and horror Scream Queen Caroline Williams. This time, the havoc left by the second movie, Megalodon Rising, has the Navy with only a few ships to fight off a collection of Meg's that have been released due to deep sea mining. With some gung-ho spirit and determination, the commanding officer will lead his crew to finally defeat these sharks with the help of some scientists who offer their assistance. As with the previous movies in this series, this film features atrocious CGI, bargain basement sets, and absurd fight scenes involving the ship's crew and the sharks of random sizes. With little to recommend, one had to wonder how many more of these silly Meg movies The Asylum will produce, and one can hope to see Megs in Space.   

Bull Shark 2 (2024)

Bull Shark 2 (2024)

After taking out the deadly shark in the first movie, former Game Warden Timms is tasked with finding some teens who went missing on the lake, and he suspects that another shark is responsible. While dealing with his divorce, alcoholism, and trying to bond with his son, Simms battles local city officials who want to reopen the lake. Fresh off the 2022 indie film of the same name, Bull Shark 2 is a sequel looking for a purpose and is instead a carbon copy of the first. While this sequel attempts to address the aftermath of the first movie, it spends most of its time with the main character sailing the lake and trying to rebuild his relationships. The shark scenes were a mix of poor CGI and Spirit Store shark fins that were just terrible. One major complaint was that the film makes every effort to point out that Bull Sharks can swim in freshwater, but the CGI shark is a Great White. 

Blind Waters (2023)

Blind Waters (2023)

While on a trip to Puerto Vallarta, a couple plan on taking a scuba trip but encounter a deadly shark that cripples their rented boat. While they reach out for help, they meet a man who offers to help them, but they don't realize how dangerous he is. Blind Waters is one of a number of shark-themed movies produced by The Asylum; as with their other fare, this film utilizes a few filming locations and relies on a CGI shark. While the plot is no different than many other similar shark-themed movies, Blind Waters does have a decent cast of competent actors who share good chemistry and are convincing as a pre-engaged couple. This aspect of the story offers viewers something more than other Asylum movies that look cheap and have unknown actors that viewers will soon forget. Overall, Blind Waters is a step above most Asylum movies despite its derivative plot.  

Swim (2021)

Swim (2021)

A family renting a beach house for the summer faces a deadly hurricane that threatens to trap them inside as the storm damage results in a deadly shark preying on them. While these events play out, the father drives through the storm, hoping he won't miss dinner. With a scenic location and good-looking cast, Swim certainly does not look like the usual Asylum release. Despite this, the plot pretty much follows the same premise as nearly a dozen other shark movies, with the beach house setting being the only original idea. Joey Lawrence is top-billed, but he is mainly seen in random parts of the film as the absurd premise comes across. The only saving grace is the mother, portrayed by television actress Jennifer Field, who carries most of the movie until Mr. Lawrence sails in on a kayak. As with most other Asylum movies, the film features a shark doing impossible things, but these movies are never about factual shark behavior and are more about attractive swimsuit-clad folk in peril.  

Shark Season (2020)

Shark Season (2020)

Three kayakers sail onto a remote artificial island for a photo shoot but find themselves trapped by a wayward shark intent on munching bikini-clad ladies. While they argue about their poor choices, the father of one of the ladies uses every contact to help find her before the sea swallows them up. While it may not be a mockbuster, this is an Asylum film with its random celebrity casting, minimal sets, and terrible CGI. The plot pretty much follows many other shark films, so there is little to expect as the stranded cast tries to find help amidst their bickering and idiotic decisions. There were moments in the movie when I was cheering on the shark as the two ladies were insufferable. Michael Madsen is top-billed, and his role must have been filmed remotely as he spends most of the movie behind a computer frantically calling emergency services. The film's poster states the film is based on actual events, so I imagine idiots getting trapped by sharks is something that does occur.  

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus (2009)

After witnessing illegal military shenanigans in the Arctic, a marine scientist (Deborah Gibson) and her associates report a near-death attack by large predators frozen in the ice. With her reputation at stake, she seeks help from several colleagues to help convince others of a severe threat to coastal communities and shipping traffic. The US and Japanese Navy must contend with a dual threat of giant sharks and octopuses threatening both nations and Ms. Gibson's new scientist boyfriend. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus has the usual low-budget sets and laughable stock footage from many other Asylum releases. The CGI could have been better, with the inconsistent creature sizes differing from scene to scene. With more than half the movie not showing the creatures, the film spends too much time showing the love story between the two scientists instead of the big beasts. The Asylum is well known for quickie mockbusters and red-box-level movies, yet Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus would set a precedent for getting a theater trailer that helped bring the film some hype for its DVD and streaming release.