Noah's Shark (2021)
An attention-seeking priest facing scrutiny for his behavior decides to take his crew to search for Noah's Ark for publicity. He soon learns it is guarded by a great white shark and a cult of fanatics named after Noah's forgotten son, who his father cast off. Released in 2021 and directed by Mark Polonia, Noah's Shark features the usual collection of nobody actors who often appear in his movies. The film mainly consists of the cast talking to each other and walking around a snowy setting, pretending to be central Asia. Strangely enough, this movie ties into a trilogy centered on the priest and some of Polonia's Amityville-themed movies. The only creative touches are the title and poster, which will draw in some viewers who, if they are not familiar with Mark Polonia's movies, will be greatly disappointed. These micro-budget movies are a dime a dozen on streaming clients, and you have to hand it to Mark Polonia for his fortitude in cranking out these duds.
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