Avoid any camp not named for an Indian like Crystal Lake or Sleepaway.If you are a counselor, avoid picking on shy kids, they do get revenge.
If you are a camper, befriend the shy loner types, they need the companionship.
Overly friendly counselors may be recent asylum escapees.
Make sure they put away all knives, arrows and other potential weapons.
If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods!
Campfire Legends always summon the worst of events.
If you encounter any figure wearing a hockey mask, you're a goner!
Don't go scurrying in the counselor's cabin; you may discover a secret hobby.
If you happen to survive the carnage in the first film, don't appear in a sequel, you will be offed in the first few minutes.
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