After the mass extinction of Great White Sharks, a mad scientist creates a new breed of shark that soon proves to be worse than extinction. Chum is a dollar store shark movie directed by Josh Graves featuring a cast of unknown actors who are likely friends of the director. Despite the great-looking poster, the movie does not take place anywhere near water and features a shark puppet that attacks victims, proving quite menacing despite being smaller than a kitten. The victims are turned into bloodthirsty zombies, but one has to wonder if this was meant to be a Walking Dead riff instead of a Shark Week reject. The special effects include sharp teeth, shark toys, and a couple of hand puppets. Easily one of the worst movies ever made, and with so many low-budget efforts, this one pushes the boundary of entertainment. Rarely do we see a movie with such a perfect title as this effort deserves to be thrown out with the other dollar store rejects.
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Sunday, July 13, 2025
Shark Girl (2024)
Mission of the Shark (1991)
Friday, July 11, 2025
47 Meters Down: Uncaged
Thursday, July 10, 2025
Great White (2021)
Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Something in the Water (2024)
After surviving a violent attack, a young woman recovers and decides to attend the destination wedding of a close friend on a Caribbean island. A pre-wedding girls' day out turns into a fight for survival when a shark attack strands them miles from shore and with no means to call for help. Something in the Water is a 2024 British survival thriller directed by Hayley Easton Street and starring Hiftu Quasem, Natalie Mitson, and Nicole Rietsu Setsuko. With a primarily female cast, Something in the Water begins as a festive girl movie and then evolves into a cautionary tale about a fight for survival. Unlike most other shark movies, Something in the Water focuses more on the women's struggle to stay together and seek help, with the threat of the shark being one of many other challenges. Unlike many other shark survival movies, Something in the Water isn't as bloody as you would expect and focuses more on the threat of isolation and the will to survive. A much better movie than the other shark movies on my watch list, Something in the Water is a slow-burn survival movie that may not appeal to some, but makes for a great thriller.
Tuesday, July 8, 2025
Into the Deep (2025)






