24 Days of LosMas- Curtains for Christmas

I will be posting Christmas-themed horror films over the next 24 days of LosMas; for the fifth night, I am posting the 2024 horror comedy Curtains for Christmas.

Curtains for Christmas

We can thank Hallmark movies for completely perpetuating the myth of the perfect Christmas, usually involving a lonely lady who goes home to find her rustic yet ideal guy. It is no wonder we don't see too many parody movies made that mock these holiday abominations. Curtains for Christmas focuses on a Christmas-loving lady named Holly who wants to meet her perfect mate. With the help of an imaginary rat named Dominick, she has her heart set on a goofy guy named Jay who loves Christmas as much as she does. The problem is he's married, and that won't stop her from getting her man. Curtains for Christmas is a 2024 Horror comedy directed by Steve Rudzinski and starring Aleen Isley as Holly. As with his previous film, Amityville Christmas Vacation, Mr. Rudzinki plays a loveably goofy guy who is the object of Holly's affections. The real highlight is Dominick, the imaginary rat, whose voice channels Paul Lynd and provides a sickly-humorous inspiration for Holly's actions. Curtains for Christmas is a fun, goofy holiday horror movie that is a welcome addition to the genre and a great parody of Hallmark Christmas movies.   

24 Days of LosMas- Slay Ride (2024)

I will be posting Christmas-themed horror films over the next 24 days of LosMas; for the fourth night, I am posting the 2024 home invasion slasher Slay Ride.

Slay Ride (2024)

One of the most controversial Christmas horror movies, Silent Night, Deadly Night, featured a man dressed as Santa murdering people, and it caused a national panic. Decades later, the idea of someone dressing as Santa and killing people is not much of a big deal these days. Slay Ride is a 2024 holiday home invasion movie directed and written by Olivia Dunkley, who also stars as Holly Woods. During the holiday season, a community is in fear as the Kris Kringle Killer is looking for another victim, and he has his target set on a woman named Holly Woods. After interrupting her family's Christmas Eve, Ms. Woods tries to protect her son and husband from the lunatic dressed as Santa, hell-bent on punishing her for being naughty. Slay Ride features a lunatic dressed as Santa punishing victims he deems naughty, and his last target is a woman who will be his 12th kill. Mitchel Gene Shira portrays the killer Santa, but his role seems underwhelming compared to other killer Santa's, as he lacks the gravitas of the actors in the first two Silent Night movies. The isolated, snowy setting adds to the story's tension, and the fight between the killer Santa and Holly makes for a better story than you might expect. The film does have a rather unexpected ending, and it's up to the audience to make their own mind. Slay Ride is neither the worst nor the best killer Santa movie, and it's likely to join the numerous other holiday horror movies on Tubi and other streaming services. 

24 Days of LosMas- Inside (2016)

I will be posting Christmas-themed horror films over the next 24 days of LosMas; for the third night, I am posting the 2016 home invasion thriller Inside.

Inside (2016)

Pregnancy is one of the most beloved experiences a woman may look forward to; however, the risks involved are not the only fear a woman may face. A remake of the 2007 French Extreme film, Inside, has a pregnant widow on Christmas Eve being harassed and stalked by a mysterious woman who has dark intentions. After being drugged, she learns that the woman intends to steal her baby and make her pay for the loss she encountered. Inside is a 2016 home-invasion film directed by Miguel Ángel Vivas and starring Rachel Nichols and Laura Harring. One of many remakes of a foreign film, the 2007 French film Inside is a brutal, bloody home-invasion thriller that fans and critics consider one of the best, thanks to its intense plot. The American remake makes a few changes, and while it is less bloody, it ramps up the tension and proves just as harrowing as its French inspiration. Ms. Nichols delivers an excellent performance as the pregnant victim and shows as much depth as the French counterpart. Ms. Harring is terrifying in her role, and she proves to be one of the scariest villains seen in recent years. While the movie is not as well-regarded as the French original, it is pretty frightening and features notable changes that set it apart from the superior original. 

24 Days of LosMas- The Blackout (2009)

I will be posting Christmas-themed horror films over the next 24 days of LosMas; for the second night, I am posting the 2009 creature feature The Blackout.

The Blackout (2009)

There are a number of horror films set in high-rise buildings, and most involve people trapped inside after a disaster or other dangerous event. How the survivors react and fight back often makes for a great story, but not every high-rise horror stands out. The Blackout is a 2009 film directed by Robert David Sanders and starring Barbara Streifel Sanders, Joseph Dunn, and Ian Malcolm. The events of the movie take place on Christmas Eve as the guests of a holiday party find themselves stalked by mysterious creatures that emerge from the basement of their building after a power outage traps them inside. The Blackout has a great premise and a cool monster with the potential for B-movie greatness, but the script isn't that good, and outside the monster scenes, it's dull, with characters you can't get into. The creature design does stand out and is clearly inspired by HR Giger, with its reptilian look and scorpion tail. The lack of a budget limits the creature scenes until the end, when CGI is used rather poorly. The rest of the movie does not match the creature design as it devolves into a boring creature feature that makes this movie rather forgettable—finding a copy of this movie made for a better story, as the movie I purchased was delayed by a Canadian postal strike that prevented me from including this movie in the 2024 LosMas watch. 

Goodfellas

 

Violent Shit 4.0

 

The Tenant

 

Herod's Law

 

Monster

 

Pawn Sacrifice

 

The Veil

 

We Need To Talk About Kevin

 

Molly's Game

 

Dune

 

Violent Shit III

 

Smokin’ Aces

 

Georgetown

 

Tales of the Black Freighter

 

24 Days of LosMas- Prime Evil (1988)

I will be posting Christmas-themed horror films over the next 24 days of LosMas; for the first night, I am posting the 1988 demonic horror film Prime Evil .

Prime Evil

In New York City, a coven of monks who worship the devil begins to kidnap women for sacrifice as they prepare a sacrifice to call for the arrival of the anti-Christ during the Christmas holiday season. One of the women becomes the center of their attention as the leader of the coven sees her as the perfect vessel to carry the demonic spawn. Prime Evil is a 1988 film directed by Roberta Findlay and starring William Beckwith, Tim Gail, Christine Moore, and Mavis Harris. Prime Evil has a plot that sounds more like a 1970s horror knockoff of The Exorcist or Rosemary's Baby, but with the look of an 1980s movie with the fashion and hairstyles of the day. The film has a sleazy exploitation feel that borrows from the era's Satanic panic fears, but not enough to carry it through its slow pacing and tedious dialogue scenes. Prime Evil was not well known at the time of its release and is now mostly found on box sets of obscure horror films. Despite this, the movie does feature an ending that makes up for the slow pacing with an orgy and a crazy birth scene.

The End of Man

 

Warning Shot

 

American Made

 

High Crimes

 

One Missed Call 2

 

Hugo

 

Embodiment of Evil

 

Incident at Loch Ness

 

Sister Street Fighter

 

Blood and Black Lace

 

La Femme Nikita

 

Return of the Street Fighter

 

The Street Fighter

 

Phone

 

Why We Fight

 

In Cold Blood

 

Burn, Witch Burn

 

Possum

 

Inside

 

Night of the Living Dead: Re-Animation

 

A Quiet Place Day One

 

X-Ray

 

The Omen

 

The Number 23

 

Hellboy Animated

 

Toolbox Murders

 

Rest Stop: Don’t Look Back

 

Shell

 

One Missed Call

 

The Shining

 

A Ghost Story